The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Facebook.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Melting

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to be your self

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!