The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power of bullet attraction.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!