The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to be your self

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Melting

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!