The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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power to see through glass doors

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Facebook.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!