WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!