the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!