The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!