The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to die at will

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!