The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to predict the past

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!