the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to peak braille

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!