the power to suck your elbow

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!