The power to grammar.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to make to much coffee

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!