The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to predict the past

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!