The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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vomitspit

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to think of powers

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!