the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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vomitspit

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the power to think of powers

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!