- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

The power to fly....underwater

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

the power to break down public transport on hot days

The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

The power to grammar.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

The power to look into the past

the power to be powerless.

the power to do totally nothing

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

Pointless Super Powers