the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to annoy people

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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vomitspit

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!