The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!