The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to poop pee

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!