the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to be powerless.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!