The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!