The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

the power to die when you breath oxygen

The power to peel stickers

the power to be justin bieber

the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

the power to make to much coffee

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

The power to fly, but only when you're in water

The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

The power to post the same shit twice.

The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

Steel kidneys

the ability to spell wrong

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

the power to jizz on cue

The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

the power to poop pee

the power to create the most pointless superpower

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!