The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!