The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to park very acurately

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power rangers

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the ability to hover

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!