The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to grammar.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to be justin bieber

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Steel kidneys

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!