The ability to change the writing on signs

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to have no power.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to watch grass grow

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To stab Djones

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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LIME

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!