The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The ability to control the internet

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The ability to float for half a second

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The powers of a burnt face

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Retractable teeth

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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Laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!