The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!