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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have no power

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!