- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fold paper seven times

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The power to make lipstick fly

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to be in AA.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers