The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!