The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!