The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the ability to die on command

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!