- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to not care.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the power to half transform to something.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to not be funny

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Pointless Super Powers