to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The Power to Power

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!