The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!