The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to not be funny

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!