The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to not care.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

the power to animate condiments

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!