- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to eat socks

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The ability to police irony

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

Pointless Super Powers