power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think oppositely

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!