- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to animate condiments

The power to be gay on command.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

Pointless Super Powers