The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!