Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!