The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to eat socks

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to police irony

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!