The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The Power to Power

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!