the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to Power

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!