The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to be normal and average

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to bread toast!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to die on command

The power to swim on land.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to control weather on Mars

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!