- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to change people socks on command

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to die

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to have gravity.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to make faces at the blind

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers