- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to eat socks

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to police irony

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to change people socks on command

Pointless Super Powers