The ability to police irony

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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lol

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!